King Arthur points to Leeteuk and tells his knights that Leeteuk’s the one who has the holy grail.
The knights approach Leeteuk to bring him to the stage.
Arthur: I’m feeling generous today. You can bring two people that are next to you.
LT:My name is Leeteuk. I’m Eunhyuk. I’m Sungmin. (talking like characters from a period movie)
KA: Before speaking to these people…Galahad (Yesung) I heard you are working two jobs.
Yesung: Actually…I am working in an idol group.
KA: You ungratful bastard! Then, these people are your colleagues?
YS: Unfortunately, yes. Actually, there are other friends that are handsomer than them.
KA: Anyway, I’m feeling happy looking at these innocent children. Let’s call one person from the group. It’s Leeteuk. It’s really an innocent name. Everyone, let’s call Leeteuk’s name.
(Everyone shouts Leeteuk)
KA: Innonence is rising from my heart. Since we have idols here, let’s listen to their song. I’ve heard there’s a song called Sorry Sorry (says the song title in Korean)
EH: Unfortunately, (Pointing to Yesung) that person is the only vocal.
KA: Sir Galahad, show us your talent. Come up to the front.
YS: Yes, I’m going to start now. 1,2,3,4 (sings Sorry Sorry)
KA: It’s a good thing that you are working two jobs. Since we have these innocent people here, I’m going to grant them a wish.
LT: My wish is.. (speaking like a character from a period movie)
KA: Just talk in your own voice.
LT: I’ve prepared several wishes. (talks in his normal voice)
KA: Good. Tell me one wish.
LT: Since we are talking about the holy grail, I’ve thought of something. Your big belly (a play on words)
KA: Thank you. Only the innocents can see it. Now, tell me your wish.
LT: My dream is to become a celebrity.
KA: Then, you are Arthur award recipient. Well, I don’t know what to say.
LT: Then, I’m going to change my wish. I want to get married.
KA: Who do you want to get married to?
LT: I saw the female lead before. I want to meet her.
KA: You are Arthur award recipient. It’s a wish you can’t have.
Knight: I’m going to announce today’s recipent of Arthur award. Today’s Arthur award goes to Leeteuk. Receive your trophy. You can exchange that later for a gift. We are going to give you a real spam. We hope that helps you living in your dorm.
KA: Do you have another wish? That’s not allowed. Anyway, what is it?
EH: I don’t know if you are going to grant this wish. Can you pay for my parking fee?
KA: You are Arthur award recipient. When you leave, tell your manager. Everyone, give them a round of applause. Because of them, we were able to find the holy grail.
(Music plays. Leeteuk, Eunhyuk and Sungmin leave the stage.)
KA: This is the first time. I was flustered. Sir Galahad, you have great colleagues. Congratulations.
YS: Acually, I’m the handsomest one, right?
(King Arthur ignores him.)”
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